04.14.05
Did somebody ask for a CEO Alexandria report card?

I feel that it is my duty to reverse the devolutionary course CEO Alexandria has set for us. Before I say anything else, let me remind CEO Alexandria that if we don't investigate his pesky principles, ideals, and objectives right now, then CEO Alexandria's belief systems will soon start to metastasize until they attack everyone else's expedients. He can't seriously believe that everyone who doesn't share his beliefs is a maladroit infidel deserving of death and damnation, can he? After days of agonized pondering and reflection, I finally came to the conclusion that his prognoses all stem from one, simple, faulty premise -- that his claims are Holy Writ. I claim that this is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that no matter how bad you think CEO Alexandria's refrains are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. In theory, CEO Alexandria's put-downs are a mixture of misinformed self-righteousness and disrespectful duplicity. But in reality, CEO Alexandria thinks it's good that his conclusions pit people against each other. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: I plan to give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that I know how most of you feel. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that without CEO Alexandria's superior guidance, we will go nowhere, then there is undeniably no hope for you.

CEO Alexandria consistently falls short of telling the whole story or of making a solid point. You might maintain I'm telling you this because I like to beat up on CEO Alexandria. Really, that isn't my principal reason. I don't especially need to beat up on him, because he is already despised by decent and knowledgeable people almost everywhere. Everywhere he's gone, he has tried to enact new laws forcing anyone who's not one of his proxies to live in an environment that can, at best, be described as contemptuously tolerant. It can happen here, too. He condones the oppressive histrionics that will assail all that is holy. I believe it was Hegel who said, "He assigns blame to everyone but himself". With this letter, I hope I have made my views crystal-clear: CEO Alexandria uses his influence to make today's oppressiveness look like grade-school work compared to what he has planned for the future.

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Hmmmm, we will take this letter into consideration during our new board review of CEO Aleandria's performance. Thank you.
The Board - 04.14.05 09:27

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Kracker for CEO!!! Viva La Kracker!!!!
People of SWD - 04.14.05 09:28

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I'm still over here packing your mud.
CEO Alexandria - 04.14.05 13:27

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